I read, I write, I talk, I sneeze. Buying underwear at Victoria's Secret is probably my biggest, sooper seekrit favorite hobby. My deep affection for girly panties wreaks havoc with my rep, so I try not to talk about it out loud.
I suffer from a severe case of wanderlust. Most days I am a real girl. Tuesdays and Thursdays I am a cat, except on the third Tuesday of every month when I am a sunflower. Red is my favorite color and my toes are the color of cherries in the snow.
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